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Well, of course, my client paid me.

I mean, why wouldn’t my client pay me?

So now I’m gonna have to think up another reason for massive anxiety attacks—like how gypsies are gonna steal my passport and credit cards the minute I set foot in Palermo.

Oh, wait!

I don’t have to worry about getting robbed in Palermo because I’m gonna get my flying dates confused and never actually make it onto the plane!

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I see San Francisco has recalled Chesa Boudin, its progressive-minded District Attorney.
Chesa Boudin has an interesting pedigree: His parents were both members of the Weather Underground. In 1981, they were driver and lookout for the robbery of a Brinks armored car in Nyack, New York that resulted in the death of two police officers and the Brinks driver.

They didn’t actually fire any guns, but accessory to murder is accessory to murder, and anyway, Mama Boudin acted as decoy. Chesa’s parents’ subsequent lives, thus, were spent in the Big House. Mama Boudin, a Bryn Mawr graduate, published multiple articles in the Harvard Educational Review and won an International Pen prize for her poetry in 1999.

I suppose both parents can be seen as political prisoners although I do not see them that way myself. But enough did so that after Boudin was paroled in 2003, she became an adjunct professor at Columbia University’s School of Social Work.

She inspired numerous writers. David Mamet wrote The Anarchist based upon Boudin’s life; Philip Roth modeled the character Merry in his bestselling American Pastoral after her.

She also inspired her son Chesa with a passionate desire to reform the criminal justice system. He was a public defender before he was elected DA; in fact, Ichabod shared an office with him when Ichabod was doing an internship with the San Francisco PD office, though I don’t think they became besties or anything.

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I have no idea whether Chesa Boudin deserved the recall or not.

But the San Francisco Bay Area’s demographics have certainly changed dramatically since I lived there 30 years ago. I was surprised by the number of left-leaning acquaintances who supported the recall—although come to think of it, though these acquaintances continue to support abortion rights and are mostly gay, there’s nothing else to suggest anymore that they’re particularly left-leaning.

Homelessness is an enormous issue in the San Francisco Bay Area, but surely San Francisco voters can’t be dreaming of criminalizing homelessness, can they?

Maybe they are!

Myself, I suspect what brought Chesa down was the rising number of car break-ins plus all those photographs of shoplifting gangs brazenly looting Walmarts up and down Market Street and in the Stonestown Mall.

I suspect those incidents have more to do with cops vowing to wreak revenge on all those Defund the Police activists in the aftermath of the George Floyd shooting than they do with any active or de facto DA policies.

Anyway, Chesa Boudin is out; the SF Bay Area is slowly, creakily, beginning to tilt right (ulp!), and if I were the Democratic Party, I’d be very, very worried about the coming midterm elections.

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And now, I must get started on my very busy day.
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Special Effects Department was busy last night:

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Over in Facebookland, I got into a deathmatch with Mrs. Hare V. 2.0.

Really, I should know better than to:

(A) Ever log on to Facebook for more than 15 minutes

or

(B) Indulge myself in disclosing political opinions in front of a potentially mass audience

But I am ever the fool who rushed in because the angels were too busy darning their wings and watching Real Housewives reruns.

I posted a link to this piece, which says bluntly what I’ve been thinking all along: Hillary Clinton blew it!

And I was having a fine and dandy conversation with my old buddy Axon who’s read everything Winston Churchill ever wrote and so is convinced 2016 is a historical reenactment of 1938.

And then fuckin’ MaryAnn shows up out of nowhere.

Is she stalking me? I swear! I deliberately un-followed her so that I would not be tempted to write rude things on her wall. Can’t she at least extend me the same courtesy?

Apparently not.

Anyone who didn't vote for HRC, voted for racism, misogyny, Christian biblical law, climate destruction, MaryAnn announces.

MaryAnn, fuck off, I’m thinking.

Of course, you realize you're insulting me, MaryAnn, by writing that, right? I wrote. I didn't vote for Hillary Clinton, and I am sure as hell not going to be judged by you.

I’m not judging, just stating a fact, sez MaryAnn, and I’m thinking, Fact? What universe do you live in?

I’ve put up with MaryAnn for 20 years. She married my first husband after I left him. She’d be more comfortable around me if he’d dumped me, but that was not the case.

Do I like her? Well. There are times when I’ve felt affectionate toward her. Is that the same thing as liking?

We also effectively co-parented Max for a long time, so there was a lot of shit I knew I’d just have to pour hot sauce on and choke down somehow because I knew how hard it was for Max to be an emissary between our two households and because there were battles I needed to save my strength for since I knew I had to win them. There was no way in Hell, for example, that I was gonna allow my kid to be raised in Orange County, California. Also, the eight-year old Max did not have ADD and did not need to be started on Ritalin!

You are NOT stating a fact. You are stating YOUR OPINION. Just because you think something does NOT make it a fact, I wrote.

Duh!

I really would prefer NOT to have negative conversations with you, MaryAnn, I continued. I like you, I respect you, and I consider you part of my extended family; I hope you feel the same way about me. But really, the finger-pointing is counterproductive.

No Kumbayah moments for MaryAnn! She was on the warpath.

It is a FACT that the votes for Stein, and Johnson, had they gone to HRC, in PA, MI, and WI, would have resulted in an HRC win, MaryAnn said.

You're speaking about those votes as if they have some kind of existence independent of the people who cast them! I said. Those people did not WANT to vote for HRC and those people did not WANT to vote for Trump. HRC was not ENTITLED to those votes. She did not make her case to those voters. End of story.

And now Trump is President Elect, sniffed MaryAnn.

Because Hillary Clinton was a bad candidate! I said.

So now you are insulting me since I have been an HRC supporter and voter all along, right? wrote MaryAnn.

Are you fuckin’ kidding me? I thought. Do you honestly believe that I make an extensive study of your political reactions? That I care?

No, MaryAnn, I not insult you, I wrote. Unless your psychological fusion with Hillary Clinton is so complete that you get defensive when I assess Hillary Clinton.

And then I unfriended and blocked MaryAnn.

This is going to have serious ramifications for my family life. But you know what? I don’t care.

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Maybe it’s genetic, this capacity for blinding rage I seem to have. I am Sicilian by bloodline if not by culture; many other Sicilians I know seem to get triggered similarly. And then there are all those Godfather movies!

When I get angry, I really would like to pick up a brick and beat somebody’s head in with it.

It’s not a reaction I approve of at all, but there you have it.

I always feel deeply ashamed of myself when I get angry. Anger is the least acceptable of emotions in today’s culture. And for a very good reason: We can’t live safely if we’re crowded in so densely, and there are those among us harboring homicidal feelings, however transient.

But hey! I am what I am. And at least I won’t have to put up with MaryAnn anymore, right? There’s always a silver lining.

Although the MaryAnn surrogates have already begun their lobbying.

Sigh.

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