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Mother's Day!

I'm a hater. Hallmark Holiday, I sneer.

Though I do understand every holiday is the result of some sort of marketing campaign. It's not as though when God made the Universe, He equipped it with sparkly plastic slots for Christmas & Thanksgiving.

And, of course, if my own offspring fail to acknowledge Mother's Day, I cycle into the most terrible snit—which must be why Ichabod called me at six o'clock this morning California time to acknowledge my superiority to every single mammal that has ever given birth.

Way to go, Ichabod!

"And something from me & RTT should be delivered later today," he added.

Ohhhhhh! A large floral arrangement.

I ❤️LUV❤️ me some large floral arrangements.

The kids & I are getting on extraordinarily well these days. I must say, I am a lucky person indeed to have such fabulous offspring.



When I got up this morning, I went searching for a photo to illustrate my annual "My Poor Tragic Deluded Mother" essay.

Is my Apple photo archive magic? 'Cause I swear the photos in it metamorphose & change on a daily basis. Like this morning, the only photograph of my mother I could find was the one above, which I don't ever remember seeing before.

The nicest thing Rik ever said to me was, You are nothing like your mother.

Except in this photograph, my mother looks disturbingly like me. (Yes, I know, in truth I look like her, but precedents get very garbled when you're looking at old photographs.) The same exact face shape. It's... defining.

Giving full vent to her narcissism, my mother is staring poutily into a small compact mirror and raising one hand to caress her carefully premeditated flip coif. The photo is carefully posed, and she is pretending it's not posed.

Happy Mother's Day, Lynn, wherever you now may be! From the bottom of my heart, I hope you are having more fun in your present lifetime than you had in the lifetime before.



In other news, I actually ended up having the Big Fun herding children through the bounce house yesterday. Go figure.

A lot of that was because the high school senior volunteer who was assigned to assist me turned out to be lovely, intelligent & poised, and we actually had a real conversation about her life, her hopes, & her dreams, which restored my faith in teenagers—they're not all like the Icky Spawn!

Sadly, the actual Duck Derby event itself had to be canceled because the river was up too high:









Still, amazingly beautiful, no? Extremely pleasant way to loll away an afternoon.

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Afterwards, I traipsed off to the monthly meeting of the Shawangunk Dems. I have volunteered to take over administering their website—which hasn't been updated in two years and needs a complete redesign.

"Democrat" is a dirty word in this part of Trumplandia, right up there with "cunt" and "Hilary Clinton."

So, I told the group that if they wanted maximum return on our Internet presence, we really need to deemphasize the Dem part of Shawangunk Dems. (And we'll need to do other social media outreach too, because down the line, if we want younger members—and we do: Nobody in our group is younger than 60—they care about Instagram & TikTok, not websites.)

The Shawangunk Dems run an outreach initiative called Neighbor to Neighbor, which consists of knocking on people's doors & giving them home-baked chocolate chip cookies as well as a newsletter chock full of curated local news & sponsored activities—Bingo! Board game nights! Drama classes! Art classes!

"Neighbor to Neighbor is a much stronger pitch than Shawangunk Dems," I argued. "It gives the illusion of non-partisanship. Win their hearts & minds, and then you'll win their votes!"

"But we're the Shawangunk Dems," one of the greybeards gasped, appalled.

"Sure, that's the umbrella organization," I argued cheerfully. "Think of the business analogy. Does Kraft Foods advertise itself? No! It advertises Jell-O and Heinz Ketchup and Kool-Aid!"

Alas, I got voted down.

And sadly—even though I know I'm right—I believe in majority rule when it comes to stuff like this.

These people know nothing about marketing!
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It's a good thing I had the happy glow of last weekend's house party to warm me because this week was a hard one, mental health-wise.

There was the news of Annie's death, which broke my heart but which also sucked me straight back through the vortex into the peculiar headspace of the little girl I used to be who knew something was deeply, deeply wrong but was powerless to change it.

At five years old, my mantra became, Survive. DO whatever you need to survive, but hang on—because once you're old enough to get out of it, you'll be out of it, & you'll never, ever have to think about it again.

In that, I was mostly correct—due to my superpower of dissociation.

###

On the day after Annie died, FB hawked up this most peculiar memory:



It is something I wrote on the flyleaf of an ancient children's encyclopedia called The Book of Knowledge that lived in the basement of the House of Usher, a moldy, dark, cavernous space filled with broken furniture & children's books like Elsie Dinsmore and Patty Fairfield, written sometime during the opening years of the 20th century as cautionary guides to the rewards of good behavior. Of course, I devoured them all! I'd actually taught myself to read somewhere around the age of three.

(Many, many years later, RTT discovered the volume among his mother's books—and signed it.)

That same year, I annotated this photograph of myself:



What kind of odd little changeling spends her childhood drafting her own biography?

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But the mental health crisis also had to do with the presence of Icky, who stayed on three days longer than his usual point of departure because he was trying to bond with the oldest Spawn—who has no use at all for Icky other than as an open wallet.

Thank God the bonding attempt failed. Because otherwise, Icky would have been here through the weekend, and I would be frantically calling my doctor's office for a Lexapro prescription.

I could write a blow-by-blow account of all the pertinent interactions, but what would be the point of that?

What it boils down to is that Icky is a bully—oddly enough, in much the same way my mother was a bully—and like my mother, he enjoys haranguing with long lectures when he is not totally ignoring me.

Icky is self-absorbed and completely unempathetic. That means he lacks the common human decency to coexist with other human beings—and that means I have absolutely no leverage over any of his behavior.

So, this housing situation is a toxic situation.

It would be much better for my mental health if I could get out before November—though I'm not very confident I can due to (a) unavailability of rental housing at my income level and (b) commitments to all sorts of community involvements that last through—yup!—November.

Because when I get out, I won't want to stay here in Trumplandia.

###

Of course, I am furious with myself, too. Why was I such a fucking grasshopper? Why didn't I realize I would spend so much time being old with limited options?

And why didn't I realize the moment Icky hedged about putting in that window air conditioner way back when that he was a person who was not in the slightest bit interested in looking out for my rights & needs as a fellow housemate?

###

One nice thing: I got a sweet email from the Hyde Park Community Garden: Are you sure you don't want to come back this year?

I love gardening, but I sure don't want to garden with Icky! (That's not the proper way to stake cucumbers! I've told you this before—you're spreading the compost wrong. How many times do I have to tell you?)

And I love the Hyde Park Community Garden in particular. It's just a lovely, lovely place.

So, I told them I would come back.

And received the sweetest note from Claude, the garden patriarch & a middlingly famous chef. He is French and though fluent in English conversationally, is functionally illiterate when it comes to writing, so just the fact that he wrote me—he never writes anyone!—warmed my heart.

###

Also, with the thought that it would be prudent to diversify my income stream in the Time of Trump, I took H.R. Block's tax assessment knowledge exam. I scored 74%: 80% is the passing score. But, of course, I didn't study and, furthermore, I know nothing about the tax implications of depreciation—several sections on the test. So, I thought I did pretty well, all things considered.

And I get to take the test again.

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I also got stalked at the gym yesterday.

Unlike, I guess, the majority of women who dislike sexual objectification, I've always kinda enjoyed it—so long as no hint of physical handling is involved. I liked it when construction workers whistled & cat-called me! I missed that when I aged out.

The guy who was covertly watching me was obviously 30 years younger than me.

Maybe he had a kink for elderly women.

But I prefer to think I just look good.

###

Today, I'm gonna finish a bunch of tax returns for family members & friends, scribble a bit on the (never-ending) Work in Progress, & generally chill.

Bad Girls

Feb. 26th, 2025 08:44 am
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Woke up in the middle of the night and could not go back to sleep for anything. At first, I was anxious about all the things that I've invited to go wrong in my life—Come on in! Fuck right up!—and then I was anxious about being anxious.

But finally I zeroed in on the proximal cause of my anxiety:

One of Annie's novels that I'd ordered for Max's birthday had been delivered to Linda's house, and I had asked Belinda to pick it up from Linda and deliver it to me when she met me over lunch to drop off her tax documents. (Belinda is one of about 15 friends & family members for whom I do taxes regularly.)

We met at the fabulous Hudson Taco.

"I want you to see this," said Belinda about five seconds after we were seated.

"This" was a long text she'd sent to Mrs. Neighbor Ed about Linda.

Bla bla bla... and when I went to pick up Patrizia's book, Linda started raving about how wonderful Patrizia was. But then when she answered the earlier phone message I'd left, she didn't remember I'd been over, & when I mentioned Patrizia's book, she began saying what an awful person Patrizia is and how she didn't trust her... Bla bla bla.

"Of course, that's her disease talking," Belinda added eagerly.

I sighed. "Belinda, why are you showing me this? I know Linda doesn't like me—"

"It's the disease—"

"I know that. But it's hurtful just the same because I was never anything but nice to Linda. I bought her little gifts, I stocked the refrigerator with food when I knew she couldn't go out shopping, I arranged parties for her. I nursed her for 10 days when she had that knee replacement—"

"She's never been the same since that knee replacement—"

"Please do not tell me the mean things Linda says about me. It just makes me sad. And why were you texting that to Pat of all people?"

"I thought I should document Linda's behavior."

Huh?


###

I don't think Belinda was intending to be mean. I think this was just some kind of vestigial behavior left over from her adolescence. Belinda is only a couple of years older than me, but she is of another generation, having grown up in the middle of nowhere where that kind of reflexive, petty, ingrained female spite took a long time to evaporate. Is dew on the morning grass still, in fact.

Linda's dislike is not something I would pay any attention to at all in the daytime.

It's only something that could make me anxious in the middle of the night.

And it does that because it whispers the things I was told throughout my childhood: You're dishonest, you're untrustworthy, you're worthless. Nobody could love you.

My mother's whisper.

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My mother took about three days to die, and for most of those three days, I sat by her bedside.

Once, she sat straight up. Stared straight ahead with wild, indignant eyes. "I am not a bad girl!" my mother cried.

I wonder who she was talking to.

I wonder if I will do the same thing on my deathbed.

If I do, I will be talking to her.

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