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So. The Bread & Puppets museum.

It was a bit like discovering the first cave that decorated its walls with charcoals of dawn horses.

Or the ruins of Pompei in an earthquake fissure.

Or the Erl King’s treasure at the base of the mountain.

Or Alice and the Dormouse and the Mad Hatter hiding out from the Nazis in a tunnel underground.

I don’t know what it was like.

Except that it was one of the most amazing things I have ever seen.

This old barn in Vermont with thousands upon thousands of the most amazing paper maché creations.

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Some of the puppets were very large. Others were very small.



Here’s Ichabod, standing next to… is it Thomas Jefferson?—for scale



The puppets are arranged by shows they first appeared in. Some of those shows were performed back to the 1960s.





















(The above is a very, very small representation of everything we saw.)

Most of the puppets had been created in the service of political street theater.

“Like the San Francisco Mime Troup!” I remarked to Ichabod.

And he said, “What’s the San Francisco Mime Troup?”

And I was reminded once again how transient and ephemeral are all the little cultural markers the chronosphere uses to define each human moment.

But at least one set of puppets had been created to reenact the biography of the German Romantic composer Robert Schumann—a rather odd topic for a puppet play, no?





Immensely strange.

Immensely beautiful.

And all just there.

In this hippie commune on the outskirts of Nowhereville, Vermont.

Slowly disintegrating.

Because the artist, Peter Schumann (maybe a family connection to the composer?) doesn’t give a shit whether they survive or disintegrate.

No pains are being taken to preserve them.

Outsider art at its purest, I suppose: Defiant. There is nothing you can do to turn me into a commodity.

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Thing is that no matter how much I may love a museum, I can’t stay inside one for more than an hour and a half at a time. It messes with my head. It’s a little the way I imagine standing inside a nuclear reactor might be.

So we communed with the puppets for an hour and a half.

I had actually been afraid I wasn’t going to see the puppets at all. The Bread & Puppets museum is a modest tourism attraction, open June through November, according to its website. There are tours!

But the rest of the time, it is open by appointment or chance.

We had tried and tried to make an appointment. But the puppeteers don’t like email and seldom pick up their phones.

So, we just showed up.

And hoped for the best.

We lucked out!

If I went up to Vermont for a week—and I am thinking I just might if not this July, then some July—I would visit the puppet museum for an hour and a half every single day.

But I'd never stay longer than an hour and a half.

And there’s much more I could write but I’ve run out of time this morning.

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Wow. France just recalled its ambassador. And the Last American Drone in Afghanistan took out civilians not terrorists. Plus, 12,000 Haitians are cowering under a bridge somewhere in Texas.

The Democrats are so cooked in 2022.

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Meanwhile, back in the quaint and scenic Hudson Valley…

I’ve been in an oddly detached mood since I got back from my trip. Real Life imposes—that’s unavoidable—but it’s like listening to voices in another room.

The mood is not unpleasant, but it’s also not what one might call productive.

The To Do List grows ever longer. I look at it and think: Does it matter if I do that now, or I do that tomorrow? Or next week?

And in most cases, the answer is: It doesn’t.

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I hadn’t planned to fast on Yom Kippur, but I ended up fasting anyway. I’m like one of those Honduran Jews who fled Spain during the inquisition and sought refuge in the mountains of Central America. Over the centuries, they assimilated, but still refused to eat pork and butchered their animals without stunning them first—though they never knew why they were doing that.

In searching inventory terms, I didn’t have a lot to atone for last year. Of course, in prior years, I had so much to atone for that maybe there was some carryover effect.

Anyway, I woke up before light, drank coffee and then simply did not eat.

A few hours before sunset, I developed a headache but figured I’d come this far, so I might as well see it out to the end of the day.

Neighbor Ed, who was also fasting without officially fasting, kept texting me highlights from the various religious services he was attending by Zoom.

I don’t do Zoom religious services. In fact, I’ve let my membership in the Woodstock Reconstructionist Jewish congregation lapse because they went all Zoom during COVID Pandemic, Part I.

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Other than that, I’m taking down my garden. It didn’t do particularly well this year. The only garden that did do well is Claude’s pepper garden:





I’m gonna pay more attention to soil prep. The bad harvest probably has more to do with the excessive amount of rain we got this year than it has to do with the soil, but enriching the soil can’t hurt.

I’m also gonna plant a bunch of tulip and daffodil bulbs in the upper plot.

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My masks and rubber stamps—the only things I was interested in salvaging from the California storage unit—arrived yesterday, so I’ve been arranging the masks on my walls and trying to figure out what to do with the rubber stamps. I was deeply into collage-like art projects at one point, but I don’t see myself getting back into that. Still. I like the stamps.

Here is the undisputed Re del Carnevale:



But my favorite (and so timely, too!) remains the Plague Doctor:



I’ve kinda been working on the latest Remunerative Project, but in a most desultory fashion. All the Big Bills have been paid this month, and I’ve still got money in the bank, so you know—no sense of urgency.

Tropico 6 came out with a new DLC, so that’s mostly where my mind has been. Who doesn’t want to be supreme dictator of their own impoverished Caribbean island, right?



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RTT didn't last very long as a chin rest. Maybe less than a year. We picked him up Friday night at the San Francisco airport, a long drive through a night so foggy that the billboard spots along the way cast sulfur haloes, lighthouses in hell, and he was two whole inches taller when the United steward led him off that plane. Also wired to the gills so the long drive back was a protracted wisecracking session. Some of the wisecracks were even funny.

I actually bought the latest Vanity Fair because I've been a huge Shia LeBouef fan ever since Holes (one of my top ten movies of all time.)

"You want to be famous, kid?" I asked Robin the next morning. "Read this article. Here's the blueprint. It'll work two more times, and it might as well work for you."

But Robin lacks ambition. Robin is never going to get on that phone cold calling agents and disguising his voice.

Uncle Lew – a veteran of the Mark Burnett reality show casting process (he got this close to being in the last Survivor) – thinks Robin is a natural for some new kid-based reality series, Lord of the Flies for the television cameras. Robin certainly has the requisite out-going personality. He'll do anything for a laugh.

He's off to surfing camp today. Drop off is in Santa Cruz which will give me a chance to visit Annie.

Meanwhile the Little Store had only a so-so July. This is irksome – number 1 in terms of revenue flow but number 2 because if the Little Store only does well with me hovering close by, it's your basic dancehall business model propelled by the strength of my personality. It has no chance of succeeding on its own merits.

Little Store has been doing fine since I got back although I have to say I'd forgotten there are so many stupid people in the world. Rediscovering has been kind of a bummer.

Like yesterday this obnoxious woman in a wheelchair parks herself and her four children in front of Homer, and despite ample signage – DON'T TOUCH! – the kids keep prodding and pushing. She's in a wheelchair because she must weigh six hundred pounds, and I'm looking at her and thinking, Why aren't you home waiting for the National Enquirer news team to photograph you being removed from a burning building with the Jaws of Life? Why are you here with your disgusting brats manhandling my Homer?

The fourth time I go out with my huge fake smile – "Please don't touch Homer, he's very fragile – the woman snaps, "We heard you the first time."

And I'm thinking, if you heard me the first time, then why are you still allowing your children to do it, you dumb bitch?

The Gods of Retail – alas! – frown on rude rejoinders to people in wheelchairs.

Also I'm redoing the front windows into an exhibit on mask making, mounted photographs and the masks themselves. Kinda fun.

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