White People Got No Reason To Live (with apologies to Randy Newman)

[mallorys_camera]

Meanwhile in a move not exactly calculated to boost Rio tourism, the President of Brazil has denounced white people as the source of the world's woes.

Am I white? I'm Italian and a Jew so I've always wondered.

White enough, I suppose.

But wait! da Silva clarifies: white people with blue eyes.

Whew! That's a relief. No contact lenses for me come the Revolution. No reeducation camp either!

Comments

[jdquintette.livejournal.com]

A friend who is half jewish describes herself as "jewish enough for the soap factory."

BTW, Michael Moore did the same thing years ago in his book "Stupid White Men." Personally I tend to agree with them both. I can't think of a single injustice or setback in my life that wasn't perpetrated on me by white people. You sure as hell don't see any colored folks diappearing one third of the wealth in the entire world now, do you?

[mallorys-camera.livejournal.com]

Oh, I would definitely be a bar of Palmolive in Nazi Germany. Or given my fat to muscle mass ration, many bars of Palmolive!