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Meanwhile in a move not exactly calculated to boost Rio tourism, the President of Brazil has denounced white people as the source of the world's woes.

Am I white? I'm Italian and a Jew so I've always wondered.

White enough, I suppose.

But wait! da Silva clarifies: white people with blue eyes.

Whew! That's a relief. No contact lenses for me come the Revolution. No reeducation camp either!

Date: 2009-03-27 03:08 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jdquintette.livejournal.com
A friend who is half jewish describes herself as "jewish enough for the soap factory."

BTW, Michael Moore did the same thing years ago in his book "Stupid White Men." Personally I tend to agree with them both. I can't think of a single injustice or setback in my life that wasn't perpetrated on me by white people. You sure as hell don't see any colored folks diappearing one third of the wealth in the entire world now, do you?

Date: 2009-03-27 03:15 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mallorys-camera.livejournal.com
Oh, I would definitely be a bar of Palmolive in Nazi Germany. Or given my fat to muscle mass ration, many bars of Palmolive!

Date: 2009-03-27 04:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bandicoot.livejournal.com
Actually, the food in the camps is supposed to be quite good. You might reap a financial bundle by selling them hot sauce ;)

Date: 2009-03-27 04:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mallorys-camera.livejournal.com
Yeah but see you only need hot sauce if it's bad food. Besides white people don't do hot sauce!

Date: 2009-03-27 04:56 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bandicoot.livejournal.com
That's just a nasty Brazilian rumor!

Date: 2009-03-27 06:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] badrobot68.livejournal.com
I'm mostly German, I'm sure I deserve to be punished for something.

Date: 2009-03-28 04:15 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mallorys-camera.livejournal.com
Yes, I think your ancestors made my ancestors into soap. THWACK!

Date: 2009-03-28 05:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] badrobot68.livejournal.com
But my Grandpa was a "Hood" from England. I like to think I'm also a descendant (?) of Robin Hood.

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