Cosmos

I am way too stupid to follow the actual science behind this, but apparently the Planck Telescope has picked up energy distortions that can only be explained by the gravitational pull of other universes.

This is the first "proof" that multiverses may exist.

Ponder on that this morning, fellow and sister primates: Everything you think is important is just neurotransmitters in your monkey brain. The life forms in those other multiverses, spun from silicon, phosphorus, boron and other elements as yet undiscovered, unbound by the constraints of DNA, RNA and amino acids, don't give a fuck about your Twitter feed.