Let Them Play Grand Theft Auto

Jump: Linn, MO → Versailles, MO – Fairgrounds: 75 miles
LEFT out of the lot onto HWY 50 WEST to Jefferson City
HWY 54 WEST to Eldon, following BUSINESS HWY 54 into Eldon
Arrows to HWY 52 WEST to Versailles… arrows to the lot
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It's clear to me that by the year 2030 the population of the United States is going to break down along the following lines: one-third Latino, one-third black, one-third Amish.

Accordingly I’ve spent a very entertaining morning stalking various Mennonites – think “Amish” in pastels – through Versailles, MO as they cruise fleamarkets and the local Wal-Mart looking for video games. Less extreme sects are allowed to play video games if the console they play them on is battery operated. Less extreme sects are also allowed to drive cars. I fully expect all of them to start driving cars once the electric automobile is more widely available.

Money shot was a teenage girl sneaking a peek at The National Enquirer when her parents weren’t looking. Even if you’re a Mennonite, if you’re a teenage girl you gotta know if Robert and Kristen are on or off that week. Didn’t feel right snapping the photograph – she wasn’t an animal in a petting zoo – and had to content myself instead with POMO ironic pix in the parking lot.

“Versailles,” of course, is pronounced VARE-saltz, you ignoramus.