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Scalia’s death changes everything about the upcoming election in the U.S.

Where it was once merely the Forces of Light battling the Armies of Darkness, the election has now assumed Zoroastrian proportions: Matter struggling with antimatter, as it were, in an epic contest for control of both the visible and invisible worlds.

I may have to bite the bullet (shudder) and vote for (gag) Hillary Clinton.

Thing is Ginsburg was generally thought of as The SOTUSista Most Likely to Drop Dead in Office.

And she will drop dead in office – very, very soon.

(As a side note because I WUV dropping names, I must note here that Ginsburg was a personal friend of my late erstwhile mother-in-law’s.)

Which gives the next President an opportunity to appoint two Justices to the Supreme Court. And we can’t take the chance that someone will be elected who’s gonna roll back the progress we’ve made on abortion rights and affirmative action.

I adore Bernie Sanders, but that “socialist” label is too much freight for the average American voter to handle. They see it, and they immediately think, Stalin! and wonder whether they’ll have to line up for eight hours to buy 50 rolls of paper towels at Costco after he’s in office. I just don’t think Bernie Sanders is electable.

And The Donald would just be a huge fucking disaster. So Berlusconi-esque.

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When I heard Scalia died on a hunting trip, I immediately asked, “Where was Dick Cheney?”

The joke was lost on the Millennials in the room.

I understand that the Millennials were similarly confused when Bernie Sanders went off on Henry Kissinger during the last Democratic debate. “I am proud to say that Henry Kissinger is not my friend. I will not take advice from Henry Kissinger,” Bernie declared, leaving the Millennials to go Buh? Wait! But you’re both old.

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Not that I would go see Deadpool in a million years, but I understand one of the big jokes in the movie was about someone smelling like a pair of old lady’s panties.

meezerJokes about African Americans, Hispanics, women, gays, transexuals, and practically every other minority you can marginalize into a slice of the pie are strictly off limits, but it’s still open season on old people.

I suppose if I weren’t old myself, I wouldn’t care.

And this is why I loathe identity politics. It's always self-serving.

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Meanwhile, I’m having a very tough time explaining to Meezer that it’s -9°F out there, so no, she can’t go out this morning.

Date: 2016-02-14 05:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] immemor.livejournal.com
Assuming Obama can’t appoint someone before leaving office. Any and all attempts to block for the sake of blocking will be challenged and rightfully so. I’m so tired of these bullies not following the simple rules of government.

Sometimes I just shake my head at all the things Millennials don’t know. I mean, I can understand pop culture stuff fading into obscurity – but recent history?

Ageism was one of my complaints about the new Star Trek movies – everyone (except McCoy and Scotty) was made the same under-thirty-age. Which begs the question, why does Kirk get to boss everybody around if they were all in the same graduating class? Also, Deadpool looks really juvenile.

Date: 2016-02-14 05:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] immemor.livejournal.com
Oh and I was going to add this but the phone rang and I forgot. So here it is: Meezer is a pretty kitty!

Date: 2016-02-15 01:02 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mallorys-camera.livejournal.com
Meezer is a pretty girl, but she has a vile temperament. I had a vet in a No Kill shelter tell me once that she's one of the 5% of animals that they would euthanize because they'd never be able to get anyone to adopt her! She's practically feral. I found her trawling garbage cans when she was a kitten after being dumped by some irresponsible neighbors. Sixteen years later...

Date: 2016-02-15 01:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fuzzilla.livejournal.com
My cat hates everyone but me. Charles tries so hard to be her friend (sometimes too hard, and it's like, "Y'know, pick up the kittycat social cues already and just leave her alone...").

When we moved into the new place (2-3 weeks ago?) his cat hid behind the dresser the first day, but my cat was curiously sniffing around and sitting by me like, "Hey, if Rebecca's here, then I'm cool, all is well..."

Date: 2016-02-15 02:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mallorys-camera.livejournal.com
Yeah, the Meeze is kinda like that. Only 80% of the time, she hates me too!

Date: 2016-02-15 03:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] immemor.livejournal.com
That's too bad. I always want to hug abused animals but they just don't trust us. It takes a special someone to love an abused animal.

Date: 2016-02-15 04:06 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mallorys-camera.livejournal.com
Ha, ha. I'm ridiculous about the animals I adopt. If I adopt one, it's a lifetime commitment.

Although when Meezer when psycho on me six weeks or so ago -- I think I wrote about it on LJ -- I seriously considered having her lifetime shortened by artificial means. She's 16 now. She's had a good run.

Date: 2016-02-15 04:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] immemor.livejournal.com
Yes. I remember when you wrote about that. If she becomes too much of a psycho-kitty, I don't know what else you could do. You probably have given her 16 more years than anyone else would have.

Date: 2016-02-15 04:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mallorys-camera.livejournal.com
That's true! :-)

Date: 2016-02-15 12:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fuzzilla.livejournal.com
**Sometimes I just shake my head at all the things Millennials don’t know. I mean, I can understand pop culture stuff fading into obscurity – but recent history?**

Yeah, I didn't think Dick Cheney was that long ago... I had a friend in her 20s and one day I mentioned seeing the David Bowie exhibit at the Museum of Contemporary Art and she didn't know who he was. I was like, "OMG, what PLANET are you from?!" (well, I mean, I was nice about it, but that seriously freaked me out. Although I guess he's "pop culture" and his last big hit that non-music geeks would know was "Let's Dance"...).

Date: 2016-02-15 01:04 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mallorys-camera.livejournal.com
Get used to it!

In fact, I think this is the one things that separates out the generations. Not the sensibilities necessarily. But the pop culture referents.

Date: 2016-02-15 04:02 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fuzzilla.livejournal.com
Not knowing David Bowie strikes me as not reading any books pre-1980s. Like, so what that he's not of your generation and isn't shoved down your throat every five minutes, he's important! But I'm a music geek and go out of my way to seek it out, and not everyone is/does, I guess. People could also call me to task about things they're passionate about that I don't pay attention to.

I certainly feel, "The who with the what, now?" about a lot of new music, but I try to be open to finding good new music.

Date: 2016-02-15 04:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mallorys-camera.livejournal.com
I dunno. I'm trying to think back to the Jurassic when I was Millennial. Did I know who Glenn Miller was? No, I did not. :-)

Date: 2016-02-15 04:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] immemor.livejournal.com
Having spent the past five years surrounded by 20 year old girls, I have a ton of these stories. My really funny MacGyver joke ended up being about me trying to explain MacGyver - you see, he'd stop the nuclear war with duck tape and stuff from under the kitchen sink.... My reference to “being cool enough to hanging out with Hawkeye and BJ” turned into an explanation of MASH. You think you’re not being obscure but to them you are. I had to explain who Paul Simon was. I thought that was like knowing Mick Jagger or The Beatles... but they had no clue.

My theory is that Gen X and Baby Boomers shared much of the same culture. It was about half our stuff and half our parent's stuff. So the pop culture gap kind of caught us by surprised. I think Gen Xers were expecting our kids to run around in Pearl Jam tee-shirts.

Date: 2016-02-15 04:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fuzzilla.livejournal.com
I'm Gen X and the youngest of seven, so older always seemed cooler to me.

Date: 2016-02-15 04:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mallorys-camera.livejournal.com
Older IS cooler! Particularly when "older" is ME!!!! :-)

Date: 2016-02-15 04:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] immemor.livejournal.com
The 60's were sold to us, too. $20 tie-dyes in J.C. Penney that missed the whole point of a tie-dye. Peace symbols on everything. Plus, with the anti-smoking, and pushing back the drinking age to 21, we were the first to feel we were being kept in adolescence longer than we wanted. Even if smoking and drinking are bad for you, they are grownup and the grownup goalpost kept being moved on us.

Date: 2016-02-15 04:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mallorys-camera.livejournal.com
Yeah. Well, I think Gen-Xers were the first generation to experience the full effect of the commodification of just about everything.

To a large extent, you know, that's what all those annoying Boomer demonstrations and lifestyle choices were a protest against -- commodification.

Date: 2016-02-15 04:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mallorys-camera.livejournal.com
Ohhhh! Good insight into the Boomer/Gen X culture crossover! I think you're absolutely right.

Date: 2016-02-15 04:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] immemor.livejournal.com
Thanks.

Date: 2016-02-15 12:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mallorys-camera.livejournal.com
It's just interesting to me that it's always open season on old people! Considering that that's the one minority that everyone is gonna belong to some day. If they're lucky.

The Repubs are making lots of noise about blocking all appointments till after the election. To be fair, this is something the Democrats brought on themselves with their refusal to confirm Bork back in 1987. Before that, it was kinda automatic that the Senate confirmed all Presidential appointments.

Date: 2016-02-15 04:08 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] immemor.livejournal.com
I think there are two social factions working here. One: making fun of old people is less frightening than making fun of death. Two: old people are no longer the target of legitimate advertising, so the market is quick to label them and anything they enjoy as square.

The technique of using someone else’s bad behavior to justify your own bad behavior is equally childish. She started it. Nu-uh, he started it.

Date: 2016-02-15 04:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mallorys-camera.livejournal.com
I'm really fucking sick of this entire electoral cycle.

I'm almost looking forward to The Donald's first act in office when he dismantles the First Amendment.

Date: 2016-02-14 06:06 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bandicoot.livejournal.com
"If God had meant us to have elections, he'd have given us candidates." -- Leno

Date: 2016-02-15 01:04 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mallorys-camera.livejournal.com
LOVE that!!! :-)

Date: 2016-02-14 06:20 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] lethe1
When I heard Scalia died on a hunting trip, I immediately asked, “Where was Dick Cheney?”

The joke was lost on the Millennials in the room.


I am proud to say that I LOLed. Or does that just mean that I'm old? (Hey, unintentional rhyme.)

Date: 2016-02-15 01:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mallorys-camera.livejournal.com
Thank you! I thought it was pretty funny, too! :-)

Date: 2016-02-15 03:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] millysdaughter.livejournal.com
Personally, I loved the Cheney joke.

Open season, free to bash gleefully in the liberal media and as the butt of cocktail-party jokes, is declared on old people, on cigarette smokers, on fat people, on Tea Party voters, on straight white male Christians, and most especially on fat people.
Yes, I **did** list fat people twice. They get twice as much bashing.

Date: 2016-02-15 04:02 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mallorys-camera.livejournal.com
Fat people...

Yes and no, on that one. There does seem to be an enormous sea change going on right now in the fashion industry vis-a-vis plus-sized models.

Maybe fat old people? :-)

Date: 2016-02-15 04:24 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] millysdaughter.livejournal.com
A size 12 is actually considered a plus-size model, from my understanding of the business...

Date: 2016-02-15 04:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mallorys-camera.livejournal.com
Ummm, I dunno.

Take a look at this. Ashley Graham is at least a Size 16. Possibly a size 18. And she's absolutely gorgeous.

Date: 2016-02-15 04:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fuzzilla.livejournal.com
I think size 10 or even 8 are considered "plus sized" in the modeling world. In the real world on the clothes racks it's either 12 and up or 14 and up.

Date: 2016-02-15 08:47 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] millysdaughter.livejournal.com
Ashley possibly wears a sixteen, but this "plus size swimsuit" is "size 10 and up"
Personally, I wear a 14 or 16, depending on the cut of the items in question - and it is quite rare to see anyone approaching my size in an ad for any "regular" products (except, of course, as "before" ads for "diet" items) of any kind - not only clothing, but even laundry soap or vacuum/dusting products! Dove has been trying to change that, but they are the rare exception...
And when you stop to think that 50% of all American women wear my size or larger, you would think they would notice an untapped market!

Date: 2016-02-15 08:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] millysdaughter.livejournal.com
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