March Is Question Month

[mallorys_camera]

March is Question Month, as anais_pf reminds us.

So go ahead: Ask me a question.

I'll answer anything -- even questions from anonymous readers of whom there are a few or so recent experience suggests. And I'll answer them truthfully.

Comments

Re: Are we allowed more than 1 question?

[misslam2u.livejournal.com]

No problem, I'm a ruthless editor. Of other people's work :)

Seriously, I've been fired by friends. Over shit like contractions and stuff.

I'll tell you the truth. For example: my husband and I are all crosswise right now because I'm totally dogging his new store's recipes, BECAUSE THEY ARE CRAP, and over priced. He's acting hurt, and I'm just like, DUDE, FIX IT and it'll be fine! And he's being a sensitive artist about it all, which annoys the hell out of me, so it makes me even more ruthless and mean, which makes him even more withdrawn. But I'm right about this and if *someone* doesn't tell them, a real rational review will come along and the place will be totally screwed and I refuse to stand idly by and watch some foreigner be the voice of reason when all someone had to tell them was, TAKE OUT THE BAD PARTS AND FIX IT!

So, see?
I'm so lonely for adult conversation. I really don't know how I stayed home for 10 years with toddlers.

Re: Are we allowed more than 1 question?

[mallorys-camera.livejournal.com]

Then you are exactly the kind of editor I'm looking for. Seriously.