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JUMP: Hooker, Oklahoma --> Hugoton, Kansas – Stevens County Fairgrounds: 30 miles
RIGHT out of the lot... LEFT onto MAIN STREET
LEFT onto JEFFERSON/CO ROAD 18 NORTH into Kansas
LEFT onto HWY 51 WEST to Hugoton... arrows to lot
Shows at 2pm/4:30pm

I was gonna whine some more about fuckin’ Oklahoma. But then it dawned on me – I’m in fuckin Kansas. Relatively prosperous town of Hugoton, just down the road from Garden City and the former Clutter home – scene of much unpleasantness back in ‘59 that culminated in a lengthy visit from Truman Capote.

Capote is one of two great writers whose names are inextricably linked with the state of Kansas. Yet it’s impossible – impossible for me at any rate – to imagine him here.

The other great writer is L. Frank Baum, author of the Oz books. There are at least two Oz museums in Kansas, one of them in Liberal (it’s not) where I got lost yesterday looking for – what else? – the local Walmart.

The tourist center where I stopped for directions was next to something called Dorothy’s House.
“Bless my soul,” said the lady behind the counter. “Yes, L. Frank Baum taught school here. This was before he wrote The Book, of course.”

Such a nice looking lady she was too, graying hair, glasses. She tried to give me a refrigerator magnet: Liberal, Kansas – THE LAND OF OZ.

Except the bitch lied to me!!!!!!! L. Frank Baum never lived in Kansas, in fact he set foot here exactly once and then only for a couple of days. “Kansas” was just Baum’s code word for a place that’s gray and boring but which for some strange reason you don’t want to leave.

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I had to go to Walmart to print out Petra's birthday card. Petra – the third of America’s Foremost Unicycling Family’s performing daughters and some might say the most beautiful (photo does not do her justice) – was about to turn fourteen. She is mad about two things – horses and Twilight, so I thought it might be fun to Photoshop her into the movie poster. If I’d spent more than 20 minutes on it, I would have gotten the skin tones right. But damn. The whole vampire phenomenon bores me. I hated Anne Rice too and what's Twilight but Anne Rice Lite?

Date: 2009-09-27 08:56 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fireflylive.livejournal.com
Kansas looks as flat and featureless as I imagined it to be... Coincidentally, MGM were having the 70th Anniversary Gala of the Wizard of Oz movie in NYC late last week. My friend went as a guest of Judy G's daughter, Lorna. Great event apparently.

I will not be showing my daughter your Photoshopping handiwork as she will want one!

Date: 2009-09-28 01:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mallorys-camera.livejournal.com
Email me a high res photo of yr daughter in an approximation of the Bella pose & I'll be happy to make one for you.

Date: 2009-09-28 03:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fireflylive.livejournal.com
Thank you! I've just had a scout around and I don't have a recent one, so I'll try and take some of her over the next few days.

Date: 2009-09-29 01:38 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mallorys-camera.livejournal.com
No prob. I have a lot of time for the next two weeks, not so much after.

Date: 2009-10-07 03:25 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fireflylive.livejournal.com
Finally took the photo. Just emailing it over! Gosh she's so nosey, It was a devil of a job to take the picture without letting her know what it was for.

Date: 2009-10-07 04:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fireflylive.livejournal.com
I got it off your Facebook page. I used the slowburn one. Did you get it?

Date: 2009-10-07 04:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mallorys-camera.livejournal.com
Slow Burn one is no longer functional.

I'll update my email there.

Date: 2009-10-07 04:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fireflylive.livejournal.com
Ah ok. Should I use the gmail one?

Date: 2009-10-07 04:42 pm (UTC)

Date: 2009-10-05 04:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ch.livejournal.com
Kansas looks as flat and featureless as I imagined it to be

that's just the western 2/3's of the state, say from topeka on. the eastern 1/3 of the state is quite hilly.

Date: 2009-10-07 03:24 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fireflylive.livejournal.com
Thank you. I've never been to Kansas so it's probably not a good idea for me to be making sweeping generalisations about places I don't know that well. It's like people thinking England is all thatched cottages and fog... well we do have those, but not everywhere.

Date: 2009-10-16 06:08 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ch.livejournal.com
if you ever get a chance, lawrence is worth a visit.

Date: 2009-09-28 02:54 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lacachet.livejournal.com
The poster is adorable, I'm sure she will love it! I don't get the whole vampire thing, either, but I think it is my practical mind that gets in the way of enjoying such things :)

Date: 2009-09-28 02:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mallorys-camera.livejournal.com
Well, it's escapism, magical thinking etc. Magical thinking is the refuge of the powerless, no?

The EMO thing is very big among the non-footballing youth in these tiny western towns.

Date: 2009-09-28 11:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bel-ebat.livejournal.com
i agree about vampires- the only thing i find more dull are movies & things about robots (this includes things like 'surrogate' & 'transformers', btw).

also- i'm looking for new books to recommend to my brother. i think you will have tons more ideas as a reader + mom of max & robin! basically, he's like most 16 year old boys (re girls, beer, and weed- not out of control, but feels like he's single-handedly discovered them), he thinks he's very liberal (also in that specific way you tend to as a 16 year old) and listens to a lot of classic rock.

over about the past two years i've given him things like to kill a mockingbird, all 3 of frank mccourt's memoirs, high fidelity, mcmurtry's horseman, pass by, travels with charley, the catcher & the rye. he really liked them all.

do you have any recs? i was starting to give him some short story collections, but he doesn't seem to like those quite as much as novels or narratives.

Date: 2009-09-29 01:35 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mallorys-camera.livejournal.com
Tell me about yr brother.

(I just finished a fantastic book called The Whiskey Rebels by David Liss but it's an historical novel about -- duh! -- the Whiskey Rebellion in western PA. Max & Robin both loved Youth In Revolt. I hated it. Does he like science fiction? Ender's Game, The Foundation Trilogy, Stranger In a Strange Land are all adolescent boy classics.)
Edited Date: 2009-09-29 01:36 am (UTC)

a littllle long

Date: 2009-10-01 02:59 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bel-ebat.livejournal.com
he is very overgrown for 16 (6'2"-6'3")- was recruited for football but quit when he decided he didn't like having to hit people. at his elementary/middle school, they called him 'the gentle giant', because he was so kind to the younger kids.

he loves writing, history, and speech/debate (he's very good!). he used to be really hit or miss academically (i.e. just as happy with an A as a D), but debate has him more inspired. his communication style is a lot more like my mother's- he's blunt (even when he's not trying to be mean) and his voice can be booming.

he's very anti-materialism. his most recent observation to me about capitalism and why he feels less driven than some of his friends, was: well, someone has to be at the bottom, right? (to which i responded, "yes, and someone has to be at the top!") his current idol is bob dylan.

he also loves anything about the mob.


i've thought about youth in revolt! you've written a lot about it + the movie is in production, but i also take into account how much you personally dislike it as a book. maybe in this case, i'll let the boy-factor win.

i think he would like good sci fi- i'll do all of those!

i will also look into the whiskey rebels for at least myself!

Re: a littllle long

Date: 2009-10-01 12:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mallorys-camera.livejournal.com
Scratch Ender's Game. If he likes history, definitely The Foundation Trilogy which introduces the notion of psycho-history.

Has he ever read Grapes of Wrath?

Fun little mob book is Henry Hill's autobiography, Wise Guys. Basis for the movie Goodfellas, but not nearly as deep.

Re: a littllle long

Date: 2009-10-03 02:58 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bel-ebat.livejournal.com
he hasn't read grapes of wrath, but he HAS asked me about it- thanks for the reminder.

i'll do all these, thank you so much!

Date: 2009-10-05 04:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ch.livejournal.com
i guess from your more recent posts that you are not going through lawrence. it would be something of a respite for you.

Date: 2009-10-05 05:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mallorys-camera.livejournal.com
I would have liked to have seen Lawrence, yes. For one thing I'm fascinated by all that bushwacker v. jayhawk history. For another, it's where William Burroughs died.

Hope I didn't sound too judgmental about Kansas! We were only in a couple of border towns, Caldwell & Hugoton, both of which seemed pleasant if unmemorable.

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