Luv Among the Ruins

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I think if my landlord wasn't married with six children and I wasn't married with two children, my landlord and I would have a passionate affair. One of those crazy middle-aged lust things, you know, like The Bridges of Madison County. He's got the bluest eyes and he looks just like Oliver Reed circa Women In Love except a beneficent Oliver Reed rather than a drunken lout. And he likes me. He really, really likes me.