May. 2nd, 2019

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Neighbor Ed scored freebie tickets to an Anna Deveare Smith thingie. He invited me. She was good, not great. Meaning: I probably wouldn’t have paid to see her. But then I didn’t have to, right?

Her schtick is a kind of fusion of Oprah and Studs Turkel with a frisson of Sedaris. That annoying Oprah thing: “There is a difference between hearing and listening.

Uh. O-kay.

But she’s got a nose for good material and a pleasant speaking voice. She goes around the country interviewing interesting people, then edits and condenses those interviews into monologues. She’s not a particularly good actress, though. Or I should say, she may be a good actress, but her talents don’t loan themselves to the one-woman show format where you’re supposed to show off by channeling your subjects, speaking in their very voices. There wasn’t one moment while she was on stage that I wasn’t fully aware that I was listening to—not hearing, mind you, listening to—Anna Deveare Smith.

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In Anna Deveare Smith’s Wikipedia entry, I came across this: Smith studied acting at Beaver College (now Arcadia University), where she was one of seven African-American women in her class, graduating in 1971. During her college career, they started to identify as black.

What the hell does that mean? I wondered.

Did she not identify as black while she was growing up? Is Anna Deveare Smith, Rachel Dolezal?

I would say as many as half of the world’s 15 million Jews don’t identify as Jews. (Yes, I know: An astonishingly small number considering that we control the world’s monetary supply and own all the movie studios. Did you happen to catch that subliminal shout-out to the Torah in Avengers: Endgame?) They change their names; they assimilate.

But that’s different, I can hear you saying. Jews are not a race.

But neither are blacks.

Scientists tell us that race has no basis whatsoever in biology. It’s purely a social construct.

Try telling Hitler, Jews are not a race.

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Anyway, apart from that, I have done absolutely nada for the past few days except hammer out articles for various nutty clients and rule the island of St. Milo in Tropico. Fortunately, being a dictator on St. Milo is kind of like being Bill Murray in Groundhog Day: Every time I lose an election or the Axis invades or the rebels stage a successful coup, I can travel back in time and tweak the butterfly effect that paved the way to the inevitable disastrous overthrow.

I’m currently working on turning St. Milo into a cheesy tourist paradise. You should consider booking your next vacation there!

And I started running again. What I call running. You would probably not call it running. It’s been an odd spring: Usually the cavalcade of flowers has quite distinct cycles; the daffodils die before the tulips and the fruit trees bloom. This year, the flowers have been all mixed up.

And it’s May! How did it get to be May?

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