Feb. 3rd, 2009

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This is why you should shop at Trader Joe's. (Thank you, [livejournal.com profile] sfo2lhr.)

Also [livejournal.com profile] cat_herder used the felicitious phrase the carapace of my deep and abiding disinterest in another cyber world, far, far away.

And while I haven't solved California's budget crisis, I think I may have figured out a way to put a significant dent in it. As with so many things, our Cousins To the North (i.e. Canada) have shown us the way: remember back in the fifties when the Canadian government nationalized the Dionne Quintruplets and made them Canada's top tourist attraction for a few years? I say we nationalize the octuplets, install them in the Monterey Aquarium -- sorry, [livejournal.com profile] cat_herder, but this means the penguins are out -- charge $3/pop to watch them perform their adorable octuplet antics. All proceeds to the State tax reimbursement fund. Maybe there'll be something left over even.

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