Mar. 31st, 2006

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It turns out that Deep Springs College is really a nest of reptiloid gray aliens, America's top training ground for Men In Black.

Who knew?

Certainly not me before I embarked on a twenty minute Google quest in the hopes of tracking down Walt Isaacson's email address.

Walt Isaacson – who was about as gray and reptiloid as you could get back in the days when he was my boss at Time Inc's late but not lamented Pathfinder portal – turns out to be a Deep Springs graduate although the Wikipedia bio speaks of a "brief stint" there. Does that mean he stayed the full two years or fled after one? No matter. He is currently the head of something called The Aspen Institute which looks to be high level EST training for policy wonks. He is also the head of some Rebuild New Orleans commission. (Judging from [livejournal.com profile] docbrite's latest LJ entries, that commission is pretty useless.)

Anyway, I am trying desperately to find gainful & meaningful occupation for Max during his upcoming break which means I'll suck up to just about anyone.

So I googled "Isaacson" and "Deep Springs" – and my little browser returned literally hundreds of these links to alien assemblies, Draconian vanguard positions, centered at Deep Springs.

My favorite:

The 'headquarters' of this particular 'surround' is Deep Springs, California. At this location one can find a 'school' for Communist homosexuals who have defected to the EBEs in exchange for a cure for AIDs and a promise to their own little world, including reproduction via cloning and artificial wombs. Their sperm fertilize eggs taken from abductees. You will not likely see the hybrids hidden inside the mountain, unless you have... starlite binoculars. Some homosaphien APPEARING malevolents [mercenaries] are also there. Nine Soviets were there at the same time Soviets were at the NTS. They were there in the hopes of talking them into defecting back to our side. We are still hopeful.

Wow. They don't mention that in The Princeton Review.

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