Serial Killers and the Donald

[mallorys_camera]

Little Store had a brilliant Friday. I desperately want a business partner. I just know, know, know this venture could be a success if I weren't so overextended and focusing so much of the little time and attention I have on the emotional shellshock of utter betrayal.

Came home last night exhausted. Promptly plopped in front of the tube for Mindless Entertainment. Robin and I companionably watched two hours of Hollywood's Bloodiest Murders on E! You'll all be relieved to know that Chas Manson is still the gold standard there.

"Wait! Is he named after Marilyn Manson?" chirped Robin.

History! Always redactive to those of us holed up in the present tense.

After that I switched to a Donald Trump interview on one of the obscure all-news networks. (Robin left the room.) Iconic comb-over and disastrous second marriage to the world's biggest slut notwithstanding – the guy is smart! That celebrity hound-dogging is all a business maneuver, designed to define and build the Trump brand, which you gotta admit on the surface, at least, is kind of nebulous.

Anyway I was impressed and promptly wrote down the name of the military school the Donald was sent away to as a wayward teen, intending to Google it next time Robin misbehaves

Comments

[bandicoot.livejournal.com]

It never hurts to have a nice selection of glossy military school brochures to leave around at critical moments ;)

[mallorys-camera.livejournal.com]

Heh! Actually Robin has been a lot better behaved since he changed schools.

[goudabonbon.livejournal.com]

Yeah, my four-year-old has recently glommed on to the idea of boarding school from something she watched or read.

Might come in handy.

The Donald and his posse is gracing our town today. He's the centerpiece of some get-rich-quick seminar along with some other hucksters.

[mallorys-camera.livejournal.com]

I was actually impressed with him in this interview. He's pretty smart!

[lord-bacon.livejournal.com]

What "utter betrayal"?