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mallorys_cameraAdrienne has decided to run for Ulster County Legislature for District 13 ( hamlet of Wallkill) with the backing of the local Democratic syndicate.
I just volunteered to help her with social media.
I’m not entirely sure she’ll take me up on it: Adrienne is 75 years old & not entirely convinced of the utility of social media.
But honestly? She should take me up on it: I am actually talented at creating quasi-personalized relationships over the ether, & that mock personalization has drawing power, which can be useful, particularly in an election that can probably be won by 500 votes.
True, Adrienne is running as a Democrat, & I am not a fan of the Democratic Party. But the Democratic Party at present is the only opposition we’ve got, & so, the only opportunity I have to channel my anger & frustration into something positive.
My current social media strategy: I am hoping Big Balls—who right now is carrying out President Elon Musk’s directions to dismantle the IRS—emails every taxpayer but CCs instead of BCCs all 138 million of us, so I can REPLY-ALL: Vote for Adrienne!
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In other news: Yesterday’s snowstorm only dropped a couple of inches of the Hideous White Stuff, but then there were hours of sleet & freezing rain, so now, Albany Post Road looks like somebody polished it—black ice!
Temps today are supposed to get into the 40°s—which should turn the glacier encasing the driveway into a sea—which should make it easy to salinize so it won’t refreeze with the 50 pounds of rock salt I went out & bought yesterday.
Of course, all that salt will be very bad for the driveway, but hey! ain’t my property!
I spent yesterday Remunerating & also making headway on my life’s work—namely, watching all 618 episodes of Law & Order.
Life is good, Allah!
I just volunteered to help her with social media.
I’m not entirely sure she’ll take me up on it: Adrienne is 75 years old & not entirely convinced of the utility of social media.
But honestly? She should take me up on it: I am actually talented at creating quasi-personalized relationships over the ether, & that mock personalization has drawing power, which can be useful, particularly in an election that can probably be won by 500 votes.
True, Adrienne is running as a Democrat, & I am not a fan of the Democratic Party. But the Democratic Party at present is the only opposition we’ve got, & so, the only opportunity I have to channel my anger & frustration into something positive.
My current social media strategy: I am hoping Big Balls—who right now is carrying out President Elon Musk’s directions to dismantle the IRS—emails every taxpayer but CCs instead of BCCs all 138 million of us, so I can REPLY-ALL: Vote for Adrienne!
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In other news: Yesterday’s snowstorm only dropped a couple of inches of the Hideous White Stuff, but then there were hours of sleet & freezing rain, so now, Albany Post Road looks like somebody polished it—black ice!
Temps today are supposed to get into the 40°s—which should turn the glacier encasing the driveway into a sea—which should make it easy to salinize so it won’t refreeze with the 50 pounds of rock salt I went out & bought yesterday.
Of course, all that salt will be very bad for the driveway, but hey! ain’t my property!
I spent yesterday Remunerating & also making headway on my life’s work—namely, watching all 618 episodes of Law & Order.
Life is good, Allah!
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Date: 2025-02-16 08:50 pm (UTC)but barring that, I hope the rock salt pits his driveway BUT GOOD.
... re: the other thing, you'll/you'd be an excellent social media person!
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Date: 2025-02-17 01:28 pm (UTC)And Adrienne was grateful to accept my offer so that should be fun.
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Date: 2025-02-17 01:40 pm (UTC)And yeah, it's a frozen, windy wasteland here today.
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Date: 2025-02-17 11:53 am (UTC)If Adrienne is wise, she'll take you up on it. You'd be superb.
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Date: 2025-02-17 01:19 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2025-02-17 01:31 pm (UTC)