Very boring day.
I worked!
Very boring work.
I put in my five miles of tromping, which is all that stands between me and a starring role in a movie called, The Human Cream Cheese.
I listened to This American Life, and thought about how much I hate socially relevant journalism.
In fact, I hate social relevance in general and long to live in a world that’s organized just like endless episodes of The Real Housewives.
It is all just Too Much.

Which side am I on? The wrong side, obvs!
But you know what? FUCK IT.
I worked!
Very boring work.
I put in my five miles of tromping, which is all that stands between me and a starring role in a movie called, The Human Cream Cheese.
I listened to This American Life, and thought about how much I hate socially relevant journalism.
In fact, I hate social relevance in general and long to live in a world that’s organized just like endless episodes of The Real Housewives.
It is all just Too Much.

Which side am I on? The wrong side, obvs!
But you know what? FUCK IT.