Rachel Zoe
Sep. 1st, 2010 06:38 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
mallorys_cameraJust to make it perfectly clear that I am an entirely vapid and superficial human being – in case any readers somehow missed that point – I have been viewing past episodes of The Rachel Zoe Project as fast as my grubby little hands can download them.
Totally obnoxious human being, Rachel Zoe, but man, what a brilliant stylist! Pairing Eva Mendes’ white Chanel with that elaborate turquoise choker – genius! I would absolutely buy Rachel Zoe’s QVC line if I had any discretionary cash – she has my tastes exactly.
But how can Rachel Zoe only be 39 years old? Her skin is the color and texture of an armadillo Birkin bag! She looks at least 100.
Totally obnoxious human being, Rachel Zoe, but man, what a brilliant stylist! Pairing Eva Mendes’ white Chanel with that elaborate turquoise choker – genius! I would absolutely buy Rachel Zoe’s QVC line if I had any discretionary cash – she has my tastes exactly.
But how can Rachel Zoe only be 39 years old? Her skin is the color and texture of an armadillo Birkin bag! She looks at least 100.
