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Wontcha Please Beat Me Over the Head With a Golf Club, Ellin Woods, Ellin Woods

Spent the morning reading up on Baaad Celebrities in The New York Post. Big mistake. I already feel like the world’s biggest looser. Now armed with the certain knowledge that never will I get the chance to crash a White House dinner or beat Tiger Woods over the head with a golf club or witness a screaming match between Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, my life hardly seems worth living.

Yesterday was tough for a lot of reasons.

However I did finish the story.

I hate it, of course.

But I did finish it.

And I do kinda like Stoltochiedo, The Clown Nobody Laughs At.